New York for President
Published Thursday, July 26, 2007 by Ted | E-mail this post
Experts say that by the year 2022 everyone in the state of New York will be running for president in either of the two primaries. With the increasing numbers of people declaring their presidencies, it is only a matter of time before it gets completely out of control.
“There were like 20 people on the stage for the last debate and it took like 30 hours,” Times reporter Bill Jackson said. “ I totally missed my deadline because I fell asleep during the original airing and had to watch it all again on You tube.”
Experts suggest that with the bills suggesting federal funding for presidential hopefuls that it is only a matter of time until everyone runs for the presidency, including most if not all of the population of Puerto Rico.
I have decided that I will again throw my hat into the ring. I will craft my platform and talking points in the next couple of days.
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