Sorry I haven’t blogged much this week but I have been hard at work finishing my biggest task to date. I have been collecting belly button link to re-stuff my mattress with. It is a pretty impressive accomplishment and I am glad to finally be done with it.
Needless to say my belly button wasn’t producing enough to complete the project so I had to start scrounging. I don’t have to tell you that belly button link is the softest fiber known to man. It is 3 times softer than down and nobody is allergic to the BBL. The average BBL mattress costs nearly $30,000 and takes a year to make.
My mattress was getting bad and I couldn’t wait for that long.
It is an awkward conversation piece to ask a person for their belly button lint. Then once you get it, cleaning the lint poses a real problem because conventional washing machines destroy the softy goodness. I don’t want to give away all my secrets, so lets just say there was a clothesline with mesh bags full of lint hanging in the back yard.
Now I can slumber on the glories comfort of a multitude of humans’ belly lint. Truly I am one of the lucky ones.
Also, Today is Friday the Thirteenth and I have managed to burn off both my eyebrows in a bizarre and frightening printer toner accident. I hate superstitions.
Needless to say my belly button wasn’t producing enough to complete the project so I had to start scrounging. I don’t have to tell you that belly button link is the softest fiber known to man. It is 3 times softer than down and nobody is allergic to the BBL. The average BBL mattress costs nearly $30,000 and takes a year to make.
My mattress was getting bad and I couldn’t wait for that long.
It is an awkward conversation piece to ask a person for their belly button lint. Then once you get it, cleaning the lint poses a real problem because conventional washing machines destroy the softy goodness. I don’t want to give away all my secrets, so lets just say there was a clothesline with mesh bags full of lint hanging in the back yard.
Now I can slumber on the glories comfort of a multitude of humans’ belly lint. Truly I am one of the lucky ones.
Also, Today is Friday the Thirteenth and I have managed to burn off both my eyebrows in a bizarre and frightening printer toner accident. I hate superstitions.
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