Denver has Charlie Brown on their city council. How freaking cool is that? I mean talk about a viable celebrity. Finally Denver is making a political move that makes sense and electing celebrities.
Now they need to work their way up to former steroid users to a higher office and they will have caught up with the likes of California and Minnesota. I read this in some story about abridging first amendment rights or something. I don’t really know. I wasn’t paying attention.
Charlie Brown, Whoooo!
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An investigative panel with the journal Nature say flawed data in an article authored by University of Minnesota stem cell researcher Catherine Verfaillie do not detract from the main findings of the paper.
Okay, hold on a minute scientific community. I know that you are used to just telling the world whatever you want and having them believe you but come on. If the data was flawed where exactly is she pulling these “correct findings” from? Her stem-celled butt?
Flawed data = flawed results. You have been telling us that for our whole life you cannot change your tone now.
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Paris Hilton is back in jail… whatever.
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The Spurs just won their 4th championship in 9 years. When asked after the game who they had played Tim Duncan said he thought they wore red but wasn’t entirely sure. This wasn’t a victory it was a slaughter of innocent children. The spurs would have had a more difficult time beating my high school’s cheerleaders in a pick up game. I am not even sure there was anyone on the court for whomever San Antonio was playing against that had ever heard of defense. Or a jump shot for that matter.
This is just another reason for everyone to hate Detroit. We could have had a great series but instead we got treated to the “Tony Parker Lay Up Show”.
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The Sopranos final episode aired this week and the moaning hasn’t stopped since. It hasn’t even been that the Sopranos is over but rather the way in which it ended. Wanting the inside scoop I went to ye old Youtube to check it out. I had to wade through the posted arguments for and against the final episode.
Finally I found it. Along with 15 already altered endings claiming to be the actual ending… except that the quality was the level of a 3 graders finger painting. The ending was fine. In fact it was actually nice. It let the viewer decide which way they wanted it to go. Either the family goes on or somebody gets shot.
If this is the worst thing that happens to you all year… I don’t even know how to end that sentence.
Seriously though, you need to go outside and see some nature. Perhaps after some rest your feeble imagination can conjure up an ending. Also, I don’t need sports announcers giving me the 411 on mob activity and etiquette. If you go to Youtube you will know what I mean.
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