Oh, It is so on.

Published Friday, May 25, 2007 by Ted | E-mail this post

This is the final straw. This is it, man. This is my warning to all you carpet swatches out their. I am no longer your friend.

You have for to long plagues the marketplace with you promises of next day installation of carpet similar to yourself. You have collected dust and mold while sitting in the trunk of your respected salesman.

Your simplistic 4” by 4” square makes you seem friendly but you are not. You have been fooling people for a long time, carpet swatch, but I want you to know that I am no longer one of your patsies.

If I see you in public I will stab you. Yeah, that’s right. I carry a carpet knife now in public. Ha!