New Precident

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Obama has been in office for 34 days.

He has introduced 1090 Billion in new spending.

He has spent 32.05 Billion dollars a day since he has been in office.

At this rate he will surpass the total spending for the Iraq war in less than 4 months in office.

Please stop.

3rd Annual Bosco Awards

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Joan Rivers Free, Guaranteed.
People acted and people watched. Kick it.

The Nominees for Actor in a Leading Role
Richard Jenkins in THE VISITOR
Frank Langella in FROST/NIXON
Sean Penn in MILK
Mickey Rourke in THE WRESTLER

Mickey Rourke looks like a series of lost wagers poured into a sports jacket. With that being said I here he did a phenomenal job. Sean Penn is always his most likable in roles where he is least Sean Penn like and not ranting against anything he doesn’t believe in. Richard Jenkins is an unknown and Frank Lagella was too Nixon like to be likeable.

The Bosco Goes to Kevin Sawyer for his role as Jack Von Trousner in the Jack Von Trousner Show. Take that Nixon.

Actress in a Leading Role
Angelina Jolie in CHANGELING
Melissa Leo in FROZEN RIVER
Meryl Streep in DOUBT
Kate Winslet in THE READER

Anne Hathaway is a very beautiful woman with a ridiculously joker like smile. When she grins she can lick her ears. That is creepy. Angelina Jolie… don’t know but just never carried for her acting. I will probably see the movie because it is an Eastwood movie but… Melissa Leo and Kate Winslet I cannot say anything about. They seem like good people. Meryl Streep is a celebrated actress by everyone but me. Sorry Meryl but I am not interested in the movie Doubt.

The Bosco Goes to Christine “Grue” Scholfield. Christine gets back to back titles with Todd Luker playing the only other legitimate female lead in Rock TVs and I cannot think of any movie that really got me. Good work Christine!

Actor in a Supporting Role
Josh Brolin in MILK
Robert Downey Jr. in TROPIC THUNDER
Philip Seymour Hoffman in DOUBT
Heath Ledger in THE DARK KNIGHT

No Conversation.

The Bosco goes to Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight. Unbelievable performance. Robert Downey Jr. Deserves a nod because his role in Tropic Thunder made the movie funny and bearable. Another mention to Jordon Monson in The Superhero Politics Rock TV.

Actress in a Supporting Role
Amy Adams - DOUBT
Viola Davis – DOUBT
Marisa Tomei - THE WRESTLER

I have seen none of these movies and don’t have a gigantic urge to see any of them. So next year the winner will get both this years and next years Bosco for Actress in a Supporting Role. Something to work for people.

The Bosco goes to Someone at a later date.

Best Picture

None of these are really begging to be watched. It is so rare that truly great movies make it onto this list. So…

The Bosco goes to The Dark Knight. Truly the movie of the year and a reinvention of the Batman franchise that has it dark and more entertaining than normal.

Another Year of Boscos handed out to some well deserving performers. To those of you who didn’t get any… get off your duff and get to work.

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight

It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight

Exactly what was it that you said? I think we are all dying to know that.

I keep looking for something I can't get
Broken hearts, they're all around me
And I don't see an easier way, to get out of this
Her diary sits by the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cat's in the cradle
Who would have thought that a boy like me could come to this

In descript and blatantly stalk-y. Nice touch with the weird cats in the cradle reference. The weird vibe you are putting out is something special.

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been some kind of kiss
I should have walked away
I should have walked away

Did you die pre or post kiss. I think we need a little clarification on this. And I thought you just told us it was what she said.

Is there any just cause for feeling like this?
On the surface I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy, one too many times

There is a fine line between discreet love and a restraining order. I think you may have walked past that line. What is loving by proxy? And does the Fantasy line mean this is all fake?

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been some kind of kiss
I should have walked away
I should have walked away

I should have commented on this last chorus. Yes, walking away is better than death. Thanks for the insight. Although you had it coming, Creeper.

It was a long hot night, she made it easy
She made it feel right
But now it's over, the moment has gone
I followed my hands to my head, I know I was wrong

And exactly what made it feel right? I followed my hands to my head? I don’t want to touch that one.

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been some kind of kiss
I should have walked away
I should have walked away

Aside from the stalking and complete absurdity this song sucked. But you already knew that one.

My New Wallpaper

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I made myself a new desktop wallpaper.

I makes me feel smart.

Okay so calling it a recipe is a bit over the top, but last night I wanted to try something new so I went to the store with the a fore mentioned dish in mind.

2 boxes of cornbread mix (the blue ones - require 1 egg and 1/3 cup of milk each)
1 container of pre-made pulled pork with BBQ Sauce
1 package of real bacon bits
1 package of pizza cheese.
1 Onion (Optional)
1 Pepper (optional)

-Set oven to 400 degrees
- Make cornbread mix
- Grease 8x13 inch cookie sheet with raised sides. (Make sure that there is a good covering because you need the bottom to brown up to a crispy shell in order for the cornbread to hold its form.
- Pour cornbread mix onto sheet and spread out to each corner and place in oven.
- while cornbread is in oven use microwave to heat up pre-made pulled pork adding bacon bits so they warm up as well.
-Cut up onion and pepper.
- When the cornbread is cooked pull out of oven and move rack to top of oven.
- Spread the pulled pork and bacon bits over the top of the cornbread
- Put onion and pepper on top of pulled pork and spread cheese on top.
-Place back into oven until cheese is melted.

It is a delicious and easy to make meal. If I have time at lunch I will post a picture of it. I brought some to work to eat.

I am not on the list

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This weekend a list of 102 baseball players who tested positive for Steroids in 2003 was leaked. I just want to reiterate that I am not on this list and there is no reason to believe that I will ever be on any list.

On a completely unrelated note, I got angry at my car and bit the engine in half... so could anybody give me a ride home?

You got a little something red on your...

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You might find your self wondering what nebulous image have you found here? Well the answer is far more sinister than reality, it seems, would permit.

Lake Natron is unequivocally weird and undoubtedly the world,s brain matter oozing all over our pants or vast African plains as the case may very well prove to be.

Lake Natron has, by forces unknown to human understanding, taken over control of the United Nations and is demanding that fish be fed to it on a daily basis. In trade for the scaled sacrifices Lake Natron has offered up its well of knowledge which contains what some scients hope could prove the orgins of the earth, which according to Lake Natron, dates as far back as 50,000 years ago.

Scientist are claiming that the lake is a woman and lying about its age. No further comment could be reached as the scientist making the claims were swollowed by the earth in an unexplained phenominia.

Lake Natorn has lived through some of the most timualtuous times in our worlds history and infact, every time in our worlds history, and remains undaunted in the resolve to consume more fish.

Lake Natron be praised.



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