You might find your self wondering what nebulous image have you found here? Well the answer is far more sinister than reality, it seems, would permit.


Lake Natron is unequivocally weird and undoubtedly the world,s brain matter oozing all over our pants or vast African plains as the case may very well prove to be.

Lake Natron has, by forces unknown to human understanding, taken over control of the United Nations and is demanding that fish be fed to it on a daily basis. In trade for the scaled sacrifices Lake Natron has offered up its well of knowledge which contains what some scients hope could prove the orgins of the earth, which according to Lake Natron, dates as far back as 50,000 years ago.

Scientist are claiming that the lake is a woman and lying about its age. No further comment could be reached as the scientist making the claims were swollowed by the earth in an unexplained phenominia.

Lake Natorn has lived through some of the most timualtuous times in our worlds history and infact, every time in our worlds history, and remains undaunted in the resolve to consume more fish.

Lake Natron be praised.