I would like to take a moment to introduce you to the starting center for Ball State. He is awesome.

He plays with such tenacity and passion that most people cannot bear to stand in his presence. When he extends his powerful phalanges, the strongest of men tremble for they know that death is near. He is the only college athlete to average 15 kills per game.

With his tasseled curly locks and rippling muscles he routinely rips defensive linemen in half and feast upon whole lambs that he keeps on spits on the sideline, next to his golden throng. Cheerleaders are offered to him after each touchdown.

You might wonder if he is going to play for one of the NFL teams. No. He will become his own NFL team known as the Kansas Gerberry. He will win every Lombardi Trophy until he retires to rule the galatic confederation. He is also immortal.

Suck on that Tebow. Gerberry Owns you.