When was the last time you went to a Chuck E Cheese? Do you remember those horrible animatronics oversized cartoonless characters? Didn’t they freak you out? They had been there for like 40 years and still had to perform and had never been cleaned.


Well here is another spoiler. Bob Barker is an animatronics human. If you look at his picture it is quite clear that his shinny skin is plastic and his black eyes and distant stare are courtesy of the glass eyes they had installed. Come on, there is no way this dude is still alive. He was 300 years old in the 20s for crying out loud.

His voice doesn’t even sound like an old persons voice. If you listen carefully it sounds like an old record of him they recorded back in the 60s when they first switched from live Bob Barker to Animatronic Bobby, as it is affectionately referred too.

Now I know there are many of you who love Bob Barker and this will be hard for you to grasp but seriously. Who living would use that friggin microphone? Yeah, no one would. That’s right… the one with the 50 feet of cable running around after it. I think that is the power cord for Animatronic Bobby.

And have you noticed that the girls and contestants on the show seem to be a little less weirded out by him. It’s probably because Animatronic Bobby doesn’t have “old guy” smell.

Also how would it be possible for anyone that old to take the rigorous jostling that the host of The Price is Right takes? Think about it. He has heavyset southern women tossing him into the air on a regular basis. And over zealous men bear hugging him every day. He would totally have been killed by the trauma. I could never have pulled that stuff with my Grandma.

Seriously though, you cannot possibly think that he is alive. Look at him... just look!