Basic concept:
For reasons undisclosed, primarily because I cannot thing of anything that is funny enough, a regular Joe businessman believes that when the sun goes down he turns in to a ninja turtle.
Location:
I have to say L.A. Not necessarily because it has any particular plot line but rather because people seem to believe whatever you imply about L.A. in a movie.
Jokes:
The man has rented an apartment below where he works and made it look like a sewer. He has also put a round sewer grate under his desk that covers a large pipe that leads to his house.
I envision the individual skate boarding down the tube but falling off repeatedly.
The man picks up a ditzy blonde at the bar and wants to take her home. He keeps calling her Amber but she just plays it off like he is bad at names. I am not really certain if I would like him to take her to his house or just say something like his house is under some construction and go to her house.
Okay well that seems like enough. Whoever gave money to the Waynes Brothers… pony up!
Ted,
Major Payne is a brilliantly written and acted movie. You can't just write one scene and expect to be in the same class as the Wayne brothers. I suggest contacting Lorne Michaels, I think your movie idea could redeem his soul from the undying nightmare that is Saturday Night Live.
Major Payne: Has Waynes brother in movie but not a movie by them. Brilliant
White Chicks: Waynes brothers movie. Children crying.
Now you know the rest of the story
Wouldn't he call the girl April? That was the reporter from the TMNT. What would be the corporate tie ins?
Mr. Wright,
You were right again. Major Pain was directed by Nick Castle. White Chicks, I have not seen it, but your point is made none the less.
john = owned!