I was watching the game yesterday with Benny when the truth became obvious. The Detroit Lions will never win the super bowl. So aside from leaving the state and really pissing off all the fans, Detroit will need a name change.

Benny and I, being the solution oriented men that we are came up with a couple of apt names for the state.

Detroit Vacancies
Detroit Exodus
Detroit Unemployment Checks
Detroit Anquish
Detroit Crime Rate
Detroit Vagrancy

You got any?