Do you remember when you used to do cannon balls at the public pool and you would splash everyone. Yeah. I still do that, even in winter.

I will take a large tub of water and set it out on the street corner. Then we people are waiting for the light I run and jump and yell cannon ball. It’s just like doing it at the pool except the people get way more upset.

You get their laptops wet and their fancy phones wet and their suits all wet. They don’t care for it but it is just so funny. I laugh and then run back inside and towel off. It’s a total rush.

People try and follow me but I lock the door and then they scatter to the wind in search of finding their own warm places to dry off in. Their hair usually freezes though.

On a totally unrelated note, does anyone know a good lawyer?