I have decided to start a list of all the things that are wrong with the world in order to offer remedies for the current situation.

1.) Racism.

2.) Joel Schumacher makes movies that we, for no apparent reason watch.

3.) Civil War reenactors from the South seem to believe they can still influence the outcome of a war that ended over 100 years ago.

4.) Glitter in every know makeup and body spray.

5.) Jessica Simpson on a Reality TV show.

6.) The Wayans Brothers

7.) The overwhelming drug addiction. Have we forgotten what we did to the Chinese with opium?

8.) Demanding a smaller government that does more than ever. This is why the world hates us. We sound like morons.

9.) Peanut Allergies. No your fault and you will never get to have a peanut butter cup. That sucks.

10.) Did I mention the Joel Schumacher thing? Okay, just checking.

11.) Drivers. Seriously, when did we as a nation forget how to drive.

12.) The Environment. People bitch about it without giving a feasible solution. Then there are the punks who backlash and drive SUVs to bathroom to do as much damage as possible. To the whack jobs that think I am going to give up running water and soap so that a bird 5000 miles away can sleep better, you are nuts. That bird couldn’t care less about my soup. And for the Eco-haters out there that think it’s a matter of your rights. You totally have the right to drive the big truck and not recycle, because in America you have to right to look, think and act like a total tool bag.

13.) Alaska. Okay in and of it self it rocks, but the fact that most people will never get to go there and see it is a sin against mankind. I have been there. You must go. Next up, me thinks New Zealand.

14.) There is a rapper named Purple Pop Corn. What is going on with the social network that spawned this young man?

15.) Politics. People actually hate other people because they think health care is not a government responsibility but a personal one. That is more than crazy, its democracy at its worst.

16.) Diet Coke has yet to come out with their bacon flavor version. How many times must we ask before they agree to our demands?

I need some more time to come up with further examples. You got any?