Among the items he moved in was a large cage used for housing witches during the dark ages. He had cut holes in the bottom and attached 17 bubble machines to the bottom of it so that the person in the cage would be inundated with bubbles.
He also had a large cheese grater that had been covered with a thick rubber substance. I have no clue what this was used for. He mumbled something about needing a good back scratcher. Also mentioned his friends enjoyed coffee beans. I couldn't make it all out thought.
So far he has been a pretty poor neighbor. He played John Denver backwards for 15 minutes of every hour last night while screaming the words to Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven. He also smells like burnt cabbage that has been soaked in sweat from a monkeys feet.
All and all I cannot say the transition was pleasant. We used to have an old lady who would bake us some pies and pinch my rosy cheeks in joy. We will miss you Misses Flufferbottom. Professor McGigglegren will not be filling your shoes.
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Sounds like you've spent a lot of time with him, so far.
That makes this a likeable post.
He is becoming my mentor for my relationship with my wife. That makes him an enjoyable post.