With Friends Like These...
Published Monday, March 10, 2008 by Ted | E-mail this post
YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW AWESOME MY FRIENDS ARE? DO YOU, DO YOU!
BOOM!!
Peter is the physical embodiment of the Big Buck Hunter Pro. He is so much the Big Buck Hunter Pro that during the creation of the game they invited Peter out to their cabin in the wood to watch him and try to capture his awesomeness.
The cabin exploded in a rampage of deer carcasses and sputtering obscenities. When they left they not only made Big Buck Hunter but they also made Gears-of-War based on his dream sequence about hunting alien invaders.
You can see the clear resemblance in the way hate and death fails from his being. Peter later went on to kill the last Samurai and eat one of every animal on the endangered species list. He said it made him a better husband, but I just think he was hungry, hungry for blood.
How do you like your book club now?
I'd like to see somebody's book club challenge you and your friends to a paintball competition. And I'd like to see video of such competition.
Alas, I have no book club.
You should start a book club that roams the streets and attacks stray cats.
I think the squirrels beat me to it. They're tough around here.