Starbuck Coffee Company would like to sit down with you at your dinning room table and discuss further expansion concepts for their coffee empire. Why at your table and not at one of the 6 Starbucks Coffee Shops located in a 4 block radius of your house? Now that is a good question.

Recent polling shows that people are drinking large amounts of coffee at home and that is an untapped market for Starbucks. Sure, you can buy their beans and brew them at home but then they aren’t making nearly the 5 bucks a cup they are used to being paid. In addition to that alarming fact, most people say they would like to be sitting at home right now, on their couch and drinking a cup of coffee.

That brings us to the purpose of Starbucks meeting with you. They would like to open at least one Starbucks Coffee Shop location in your house and probably two.

The first location would be located in your living room, within arm distance of your couch, where demographics show you are more likely to purchase coffee than anywhere else in the Universe.

Just imagine how the warm green glow of the Starbucks Coffee sign will light up your special someone’s face and you snuggle up to watch a romantic movie staring Billy Bob Thorton.

The second location would be right outside your bathroom with a special drive thru style window for coffee in the shower. Statistics prove that with people attempting to shorten their morning “bed to desk” time with multitasking, it’s only a matter of time before all of breakfast will take place in the shower.

I know it seems like a sever invasion of privacy but think of the connivance and potential influx of rent money that you could spend on coffee!!!