I am not going to give you the verbatim yawn like you can find out there. Instead I am just going to give you my slanted viewpoints in a humorous fashion. Or at least what I find to be humorous.

When President Bush walked in everyone clapped. The Republicans clapped because Bush made it to the podium without falling down. The Democrats clapped because it was the last one of these speeches they would get from him. It was impressive how the democrats were able to clap while looking complete disinterested and John Kerry even looked asleep at times.

After every sentence the President got out the Republicans clapped in wild approval that he was able to get through the sentence with minimal botching of words. Lets face facts America; our president is not a great public speaker. I doubt he is much better in private.

While the Republicans were wildly cheering on the Presidents speaking achievements, the Democrats were waiting for the appropriate moment to cheer for patriotism. Any time the President referenced either green initiatives or the troops, democrats would launch into a cheerleading routine complete with the dry-humping of various members of congress’ legs. It was quite the dog and pony show.

With all the grandstanding from the Democrats and the wild reactions from the Republicans whenever the President said either troops, economy, or must it is hard to imagine the entire event getting any more awkward. Cue the Democratic response.

I am still not sure what the Governor of Kansas said. I was too thrown by her frowning between every word. Say what you will about the President being a horrible public speaker, at least he has emotion. The president’s little smiles made him look human. Gov. Sebelius looked like her face was pulled too tight to pull off a smile. There was at least 3 times I though she was going to eat the camera.

All in all it was another dog and pony show that reminds the rest of us why we don’t live in Washington. Oh, and Gov. Sebelius, you do not have an American response.