Since the recent disbanding of R&B super-group Boys 2 Men there has been a void in the male hot and sexy group area. I have decided that once again TWH would take up the slack and start up a group of our own. There will be song writing and photo shoots and much merriment. Hopefully there will little to no singing.

The group name needs to be something inspirational that lets all of our soon to be female fans that we’re not only sensual but sexual. Something that says, “any of these four men would treat me right” and pay for my cheeseburger. Something hot!

Something like Soul Massage.

Oh yeah! Presenting the soon to be ultra- hot R&B group Soul Massage.

Featuring Ted the overweight intellectually with the voice of a Finnish dwarf princess. I will start wearing my glasses and cabbie hat basically non-stop.

Here is the problem though. These groups have to be 4 guys. So I am going to need 3 more men or women who are easily mistaken for men.

Here are the categories

Tall and lean. You are most likely going to be in the back of all the videos so your actual personality is pretty much not important. You have got to look good and be incredibly shallow. You get yourself in a lot of trouble for no apparent reason and are the rebel of the group.

Short and overly hot. Singing is the least of your concerns. You are the eye candy of the group. You will have to foster the good boy that you take home to your parents look so no late nights with the tall and lean guy. Must have washboard abs.

Talented. This last person must be the backbone of the talent. Everyone else pretty much sucks at singing so you are going to have to pull all of our weight for at least 7 years before going out on your solo career. You can be ugly to a degree but you need to be thin. If you are not attractive, which is incredibly likely, you will be required to wear large hats and near comically sized sunglasses so that no one can see your face.

If you feel like you could fit any these descriptions please post your video audition on you tube and link to it in your comment. Thanks and hope to hear you on the next Soul Massage CD, tentatively titled Beyond Tears.

Beyond Tears Playlist

1.) I See Your Heart
2.) Love’s Motion
3.) Dreams Are History
4.) Forever Without You
5.) Caress Restrained
6.) Touch So Close
7.) Excited Love
8.) Faceless Nights
9.) Beyond Tears
10.) Beyond Fears
11.) Locomotive Relationship

With bonus Track remake of “I’ll Make Love to You”

* All songs yet to be written.