Signs That it’s Friday
Published Friday, August 15, 2008 by Ted | E-mail this post
Gnomes frolic in the meadows.
Minnesota DOT closes all the major bypasses and highways in the state.
The sun shines down on all of us with warmth that beacons us outside.
Min DOT closes 80% of all the remaining roads in the state to everyone but Domino’s drivers.
There is another great movie in the theaters.
Happiness flows out of the skies.
The flowers bloom and deer come up to the highways and offer their flesh as a sacrifice to our joy.
Minnesota DOT closes the remainder of the roads.
Cheese is handed out by the mail man.
Minnesota DOT closes down the hall to you bathroom.
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