What happened in here?
Published Tuesday, January 17, 2006 by Ted | E-mail this post
What is going on inside Applebees? I don’t get all the random nostalgia that has plagued the walls of this mediocre food establishment. They have sports paraphernalia that covers a majority of the wall to show you that they are a part of the community. The old feed bags and license plates showing you they are country eclectic. Pictures of famous people with fake autographs to prove that they are sophisticated and that people who drive a Lexus can still eat there. The only really string of similarity throughout the décor is that fact that there is no bare wall in the place and not a single interesting thing that adorns a wall. It is like a flea market threw up all over the inside of the Applebees. You would think with everything that is on the walls there would be something interesting but no such luck. It is the only excessively busy decorating in the world that will put you to sleep. They need some massive help with decorating. Who will save them? Will you?
Have you been to Fuddruckers? They win the wall candy awards hands down. That place has like Tobagens and apache helicopters on the side of the wall. It's as though your perspective would be the same even if you were upside down.
I saw a small child dangling from a wall at a Fuddruckers once.
Not only that but that huge toppings bar with like everything you could ever dream of putting on there. I swear one time there was hot fudge in the hamburger topping bar.