I wonder why the name Enoch has lost its popularity. It’s not like it’s any less cool or masculine. At least not like Terrance. (Sorry to all the Terrances out there but seriously even you got to admit that name has gone sour)

When was the last time you heard some yell “Hey Enoch, the phone is for you.” Or “Enoch, tell that story about the 1 legged dog your father served for dinner.” I would wager that it has been a while.

I mean nobody has ever named their pet Enoch. It is like a sacred name reserved only for humans and we aren’t even using it.

Instead you get a slue of Mikes and Phillips. So much so that you can even call your buddy by his name in public without half the people there thinking that you are talking to them.

Enoch would be the perfect solution. Perhaps you can start calling your pal Enoch instead of the boring Mike his parents levied on him when he was born. You could bring joy and a sense of individualism to his life that he thought otherwise to be impossible.

I mean if we don’t start using it people are going to start naming their cats and snakes Enoch and then where would we be. I am for naming dogs Enoch because dogs are cool, but not cats and snakes.