Nerds everywhere I see you. Standing in the shadows. Carefully planning out your revenge. Writing the software that will end known civilization. Yet I am not worried even slightly about your scheming. You wouldn't dare destroy computers. What would you do with your time? Where would you make new friends? Where would you find your women? Everyone knows you spend a majority of your time playing online games and chatting with other gamers about how much people who play sports are stupid and cannot write even simple java script commands. Each of you have dated at least six girls that you have met online only to end the relationship because you calculated the odds of that girl leaving you and it just wasnt pretty. It is really sad but just face it you suffer from social lust. You wish so much that you could interact with normal society but realize that you get nervous and sweat from your eye lids. You want so much to be able to wear a nice suit but just cannot bring yourself to take off the sneakers you bought online for $200 because Bill Gates threw up on them. Craving the effection of a woman who doesnt have an operating system. So just go back to your computer, sitting in your bathrobe and sneakers, and banter back and forth with your nerdy friends about how easy the binary code actually is if you have a degree from Cal Tech.
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