In the past week Minnesota has been slammed with two gigantic snow storms which as Ole Peterson of Blaine claims “Just didn’t make no sense now.” The barrage of white cold driving inhibitors caught everyone by surprise as people everywhere chose to drive their new Ford Mustangs to work instead of their snow proof AWD Astro Vans. This created a large panic as it took people nearly all weak to make their commute to work. Many or the employees of larger companies received emails from executive (who were in the Galapagos Islands) that the severe weather would not count as a valid excuse to miss work. Jimmy Severson who has a staggering 33 block commute from Fridley to Columbia Park left early on Monday to “miss the traffic” rolled into work on Thursday at 8:30 in the evening to find many of his work companions trying to shovel their way into the parking lot that the city plows had blocked the entrance to. “Seems like the only thing that gets plowed are huge piles of snow in front of our parking lot entrees.” quipped an angry man. “The death toll for these series of storms rivals the horrific numbers of the hurricanes that ravaged the gulf coast,” said Channel 9’s Chief Meteorologist Janie Peterson, “If you multiply it by like a lot.” Many of the citizens of Minnesota staved off driving in the deteriorating conditions because they hadn’t seen weather like that since a month ago. And as weather conditions get steadily worse and the snow melts one can only speculate that spring is coming. Another one of the four seasons Minnesota drivers are complete unaware of how to drive in.