Islamic Danish Flag Import Business Huge Success
Published Wednesday, February 15, 2006 by Ted | E-mail this post
Along the already massive overstock of flags in the Islamic nations a small Pakistan family business has flourished with a large quantity of Danish flags. “Everyone thought they were crazy but they kept saying that sooner or later the Danes were going to piss us off and then the flags would be a gold mine. I mean come on. Everyone pisses us off eventually.” said Fawzia Wahab a member of parliament from the opposition Pakistan People’s party. They family has imported a larger number of flags to keep up with the overwhelming demand from local protestors and also stocked up on flags from North Korea and The Czeck Republic sighting that it has been a long time since Islam has had a good feud with either country. U.S. officials are dropping in much needed relief supplies such as lighters and gasoline hoping that if fueled, the flames of hatred toward the Dutch will cloud over the massive military presence. “This is the best thing that has happened to us since we found Saddam hiding in that hole” said Vice President Dick Cheney who has been parading around for the past two days as an anti-gun activist. “Anything that makes me… um I mean the U.S. less noticeable in the news is a good thing. No matter what the government does, even if it is an accident, the media hops all over it claiming some sort of conspiracy. Finally there is something going on in the world where Americans can laugh and say hey we didn’t do this one.” The official government stance is that due to the freedom brought about by the destruction of the former régime private enterprise and democracy are starting to take root. This democracy has budded the way all democracy buds: the pure hatred of others.
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Just checking
So, Iqbal's last name is Wahab.
HA! I beat you to this concept by an hour!
It does make me look pretty unoriginal.
Ted,
I like the new look of your blog
It keeps asking me if you are single