Spiky hair, styling shades; this dictator is the bomb or at least that is what he has every intention of being. Normally Kim Jong Il parades around in his brown Dockers stain resistant slacks and matching Members Only jacket planning new ways to make everyone in the world, allies include, as nervous as he can. Recently he and his posse (pictured left) walked out of talks regarding his nuclear program, aptly named “AHH” (Annihilate Humanity’s Hope), because the United States put an embargo on a bank expected to have been involved in money laundering and other laundry related misgivings for North Korea. Kim Jong Il has enjoyed a long history of zany, bordering on insane strategic military moves, which has placed him on top of the worlds most feared and made fun of dictators list. This leaves everyone wondering what is Kim Jong Il’s next move? That is the beauty of his long illustrious career as dictator of North Korea. No one, not even Kim Jong Il himself, is certain. The only thing we do know is he has an extensive collection of matching slack, jacket combos and we can expect to see a lot more of those.