Nike tells you to “Just Do It.” This is not an adequate defense in a court of law.

If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup, do not get out of bed.

McDonalds couldn’t care less if you were to smile or not.

Motel 8 left the light on for you but you never came. They are wasting a ton of electricity.

All though AT&T wants you to reach out and touch someone, I recommend asking first.

It’s not Miller Time at 8:45 in the morning.

Volkswagen wants you to think they want drivers. They want your money.

Visa is only in like 89% of the places you would like to be.

If you are in good hands with Allstate but not all of their employees wash their hands, how good can those hands really be?

Avis Rental Cars would like you to know that they try harder but just aren’t as good as the other guys.