Hello Minnesotans,

How are you enjoying my little gift? Did you like the first 15 inches I so graciously gave to you? How did you feel when I allotted an additional 17 inches a few days later?

Enjoy trying to drive when my snow covers up half of every lane and enjoy parking downtown when the snow from the sidewalks covers the parking slots.

I laughed a hearty laugh when I watched all of your shovels bend and break as your tried to free yourselves from the snow wall created at the end of your drive way by the plow.

I nearly wet myself when I watched you get stuck on your man-made roads, while your cursed God for allowing me to exist.

I know you will have fun wading through knee-deep snow in order to dig your car out of the ditch it careened in to. Especially considering that you will have to use your floor mat as a shovel.

But try to look on the positive side. Lazy kids who don’t work will have plenty of snow to go snowmobiling or snowboarding on.

Oh and by the way… Never doubt the power of the Supreme Snowflake ever again. You had better be prepared because for all you know I could launch an all out attack again in mid-March.

Sincerely,
The Supreme Snowflake