I just wanted to thank David Caruso for stopping by and ridiculing all of us. Don’t forget that ridicule and low self esteem lead to inevitable greatness.

Why if nobody had made fun of Hitler’s crappy paintings, he would never have shifted into politics to overcompensate and where did that ridicule take him? Well, he was huge in Germany for a number of years.

Or what about our old friend Albert Einstein? If other children hadn’t taunted him with ridicules about his over intelligence? It is easy to assume he would have never created his theory of relativity. Instead he would have made baked potato related items and sold them in the town market.

Lets not forget about Simon Cowell, the unlovable host of American Idol. If his parents hadn’t told him that his mediocre talents at everything in life were not good enough, he would have become an average seamstress and never risen to become the overbearing hate-spewing glutton that we have all come to watch with an obsession.

Clearly it is easy to see that with out ridicule none of the people who changed the face of the earth would have been much without bad parents and mean friends. Thanks David Caruso. You are the coolest!