I have decided to hold a golden ticket promotional plan, much like Willy Wonka did. The winners will not get to visit my house or where I work. Neither should the possessors of said tickets expect to get any amount of candy, let alone a life supply.
Instead I simply made the tickets out of real gold and with them you get to see the new a movie at any participating theater (note: there are no participating theaters at this time.
In addition you get to keep the ticket, which is worth approximately $13.82.
I know what you are thinking. Where can I find one of these precious tickets?
Well that is the best part. I have hidden them in various porta-johns throughout the Minneapolis/St. Paul area.
How cool would it be if all porta-johns were converted into portal-johns?
Sorry, back on topic. I hid the tickets last night at midnight, so let the games begin!
Instead I simply made the tickets out of real gold and with them you get to see the new a movie at any participating theater (note: there are no participating theaters at this time.
In addition you get to keep the ticket, which is worth approximately $13.82.
I know what you are thinking. Where can I find one of these precious tickets?
Well that is the best part. I have hidden them in various porta-johns throughout the Minneapolis/St. Paul area.
How cool would it be if all porta-johns were converted into portal-johns?
Sorry, back on topic. I hid the tickets last night at midnight, so let the games begin!
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Ted,
I spent all day going through all the porta-johns in the Minneapolis/St.Paul area. There really were not that many of them, so I thought I'd have a good shot at it. Now I'm begging to think you made this up.
Its not made up john. There are in there, but your going to have to dig for them.
I will do whatever it takes to obtain the $13 you speak of.
As you should... I mean what do teachers make in a given year? $11.50ish?