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Hello and welcome to Quiznos, what type of sandwich would you like? A foot-long. Okay, and what type of meat would you like on your sub. All right, chicken, small field mice, dead bird, and rabbit. Any cheese… no, okay. Do you want it toasted? You don’t like fire. Well this doesn’t have any fire. It is a coil… wow you jumped into the beverage cooler. Okay, you don’t want a hot sub. I get it. All right, any veggies. No, you don’t like the veggies either huh? Not a big fan myself. Any sauces. I don’t have a blood sauce but I could ring out the empty steak bag. There should be some blood in that. I got to be honest, we don’t sell a lot of these subs. Okay and your total is… Holy Crap! You’re a coyote? How did you get into downtown Chicago? You took the L. Well at least you are utilizing our transit system. Way to be environmentally conscious.


2 Responses to “Welcome to Quiznos...”

  1. Anonymous Anonymous 

    It's too bad our missions trip didn't go to El Salvador during Easter. We could've gotten to witnedd the sin whipped out of people and watch Jesus bring devils to their knees.

    That should be on their tourism commercial.

  2. Blogger Ted 

    You should right a letter requesting that it is.

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