Ninjas always wear black. That is why the Ninja Association of America have roundly endorsed the use of Woolite Liquid Dark Laundry Fabric Wash as the only viable detergent cleaning treatment for dark fabrics.

This begs the question. Dressed all in black, can a ninja hid amidst the snow? I went outside yesterday to check. I went to some major ninja routes in the Twin Cities region and stayed there almost the entirety of the night (ninjas are nocturnal).

Apparently they also get cold because I couldn’t spot one even with my motion sensor camera. Even thought I failed to get a picture of a ninja, I did get one of a raccoon taking advantage of an under aged red pleather handbag. That one is going into the family album.

Anyway, I decided to go talk to my old roommate Leroy, who as we all know has some fierce ninja skills. His words were full of wisdom and sincerity but he also had a red ball so I left without a clue as to what was said in our conversation. He probably said “Hi ya!” at some point in time because he is a ninja.

It wasn’t until later that I found out that the NAA also endorses bleach. Stupid white ninja suits. At least I have the raccoon picture.