I love how certain things have crazy names when you put them in bunches. Like a murder of crows or an unemployed line of hippies. Many, it always seems like when you get things together craziness ensues.

But what about the things that haven’t got the kind cool name deal going on?

That is why God put me on this planet people.

Lets do this thing.

Marlon Brando - A Brand O Marlons.

Bottled Water - A Flow of Water

Pins - a Box of pins

Headphones - A Grandeur of Headphones

Katie Kurek - Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Bread - A Clog of Bread

Cheetos - A Colon of Cheetos

Brett Favre A Superbowl of Favres (A John Madden’s Wet Dream of Farve’s is a close second)


I know I am forgetting some things so please let me know so I can update the lists.