Leroy: I have decided that you should move back in.

Ted: Have you now? That’s something.

Leroy: Yeah! Just think about it. We would have two high definition projectors complete with two full surround sounds, an Xbox 360, a Wii and a Playstation 2! Also, we would have enough computers to end civilization as we know it!

Ted: That last parts sounds completely undesirable. Have you even told you wife about this idea?

Leroy: I figured with something this important it would be better to ask for forgiveness then for permission.

Ted: I think that you have that a little mixed up.

Leroy: What ever happened to us?

Ted: What?

Leroy: Us. Where did it all go wrong?

Ted: I am guessing the part about when you got married and I moved out and got married.

Leroy: Yeah, that was it. Aside from having an awesome wife, that was a bad idea.

Ted: …

Leroy: Hey, wait a minute. I am your boss now. I can make you move back in with me!

Ted: I am pretty certain that isn’t how this relationship is supposed to work.

Leroy: You will move back in this weekend! Take tomorrow off to pack.

Ted: I don’t think that really works for…

Leroy: Do you want to be unemployed?

Ted: Not really.

Leroy: Okay then, see you this weekend.

Ted: Okay. Can I bring my wife?

Leroy: No.