DD was born William Tilton Fartswallower.
DD eats whole chickens to appease the heathen god that dwells in his lower bowls.
DD cheats on his taxes by claiming Fox Mulder as a dependant. The IRS knows it’s a lie but they are fans of the show.
DD thinks that you are attractive.
DD is naked right now.
DD thinks all of his thoughts in the form of a question.
DD is known as the Kirate Kidd in the lower part of lower Manhattan.
DD snores in French.
DD has the ability to leap a tall building in a single bound but lacks the desire.
DD’s favorite book is the script for Waiting for Guffman.
DD has figured out and forgotten a single page answer to Fermat’s Last Theorem twice.
DD has traveled to the gates of Hell 3 times to retrieve a beloved hacky sack from the stomach of a deceased pet.
Everyone in the city of Ann Arbor, Michigan has a poster of DD in their bathroom closet.
The lead singer for Counting Crows eats the same thing that DD does every Thursday night. They communicate this via carrier pigeon a week ahead of time.
Cleveland claims that DD would move there if he weren’t allergic to carnations.
Many different bodies have housed the soul of DD over the past 62 weeks.
Charlton Hesston wrote a book of ballads about DD.
Rose O’Donnell is allergic to DD unless he is wearing a pair of Hanes tighty whities.
DD chews tobacco users.
DD was once so hungry that he ate the tail end of a skunk.
DD is the time and season for love… woooo.
DD is known in India as David Duchovny.
He is also known as that in Cleveland.
DD eats Chia-Pets with Sprite at 3:30 every Wednesday as a tribute to Tom Selleck.
DD has moved in with his long-time girlfriend and well know alien, Gorkiala.
DD feet grow a quarter of an inch every time Brad and Angelina adopt a child.
During The Battle of Hastings in 1066 there is little to no record of DD involvement.
DD is Spartacus.
DD fought for his right to party and won.
DD smells of elderberries.
DD cannot be outside in sunlight during the month of July while a right hander is pitching on the east coast for an American League team or he will die.
DD is svelt. No word on what svelt is.
DD has talked with the animals, learned there languages. He even has an animal degree. He studied elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle, Alligator, guinea pig, and flea.
Every year a daisy grows from DD right nipple.
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DD is my godfather. I never refuse his offers.
Thanks. I actually think many of these are inaccurate, or at least not ENTIRELY true. But I am okay with people believing them. See my new X-Files movie "I Want to Believe". it comes out July 25th, 2008.
I guess I am okay with David Duchovny pimping his own movie on my blog, as long as the post is about him. But as for the information being not entirely true... I can assure you mister Duchovny that my team of research snails check and recheck everything before it gets posted. You may want to consider hiring a team of information analyst so you can get to know yourself better.
Lastly, I have throughly enjoyed your work in Zoolander and Evolution. When are you going to do another comedy?
That would be my Showtime series Californication. The first season is now on DVD. Pick it up. Please?
Seriously David. You are too good of an actor to slep you own work. You can just hire some college student who is working towards their masters in English or something to ghost slep for you. You have money you need to be spending on a variety of cars.
DD ruined his reputation when he got into porn.
That wasn't on your fact list. Maybe because it's well known instead of little known.
Well, being between projects affords me some extra time. However, normally I do pay homeless people to be my online presence. They are willing to work for cheap wine.
The porn thing is an exaggeration. I merely played a bell hop who walks in on a randy couple. I improved all my dialog for that one. I only take my clothes off for my Showtime Series Californication, which (again) is now available on DVD.
Thank you Mr Duchovny. Reasoned and thoughtfull as always. But remember, not only those without homes are willing to work for wine. Call me.