Giuliani Vistis Minneapolis
Published Thursday, September 06, 2007 by Ted | E-mail this post
Would be president and former Mayor of New York visited the twin cities today and much to everyones surprise he is approximately 9 feet tall. This begs a curious question. Are Minnesotans freakishly small or are New Yorkers giant behemoths. One shop patron, who refused to give her name, said there she was scared of the man's enormous size but would vote for him as president because he could intimidate other diplomats from foriegn countries. The patron's name was Sue.
he's like the freakin green giant. maybe we will see him on a can of peas soon!
I am pretty sure you will... once elected he will most likely take over all vegetable mascot duties.
We east-coasters are the sons of Anak, don't you know.
Roger,
I appreciate your shade.
Thanks
Ted