What has happened to Billy Blanks? From his stellar performances in such classics as The Last Boy Scout and like two other movies he has wowed the International audience for nearly twenty collective minutes.
That seems all the more fitting when one considers his new 20 minute Tae Bo workout video has become the culmination of this sub-stars career.
Joining the likes of Richard Simmons and Jane Fonda as the Powerhouses of Pseudo Celebrity workout peddlers. Billy Blanks has nearly 5 workout videos that, when combined with a proper diet and heavy drug regiment, can transform you into a true killing machine.
So get your fill of Billy Blanks and sculpt yourself into a freaky and unattractive behemoth of muscle and sweat. Your every advance fended off by cries of fear and agony. Billy Blanks is making the world better, one fat lazy slob at a time.
That seems all the more fitting when one considers his new 20 minute Tae Bo workout video has become the culmination of this sub-stars career.
Joining the likes of Richard Simmons and Jane Fonda as the Powerhouses of Pseudo Celebrity workout peddlers. Billy Blanks has nearly 5 workout videos that, when combined with a proper diet and heavy drug regiment, can transform you into a true killing machine.
So get your fill of Billy Blanks and sculpt yourself into a freaky and unattractive behemoth of muscle and sweat. Your every advance fended off by cries of fear and agony. Billy Blanks is making the world better, one fat lazy slob at a time.
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They are not cries of fear and agony. They are cries of dreams breaking because they know they will never look like me since I've been working out with B.B.
Roger... How humbled I am by your impressive abs... you are what is right and good in this world!
That's what Leroy said, too! By the way, he's tracking Mickey Mouse through Maine and into Canada. He told me Mickey is getting through customs by hiding in bananas.
That is one tricky mouse.