Have you noticed something going completely uncovered about in the news circles? Not a single mention of something in the papers or on the 6 O’clock?

Bears have all but disappeared from the headlines in the past couple of months. Heck even a Siberian tiger got some coverage when it escaped its pen and attacked some people at a zoo. Yet, no mention of what the bears were doing at this zoo!

Now my friends keep trying to tell me that the bears are hibernating, something they claim means to sleep for the whole of winter. Yeah like such a thing actually exists. Trust me if you could sleep all winter long and get away with it, I would already be doing it. Hibernating? Ha! Those guys are silly.

I however think I have stumbled across the real issue. The bears, realizing that people would get distracted by the snow and slick driving conditions on our poorly maintained roads, would forget about the real threat, thus allowing the bears to organize the entire year’s worth of incidents in a few months time. Then you add in the holidays and that accounts for the time they go missing.

Now I admit that bears are smart but coming up with the notion of hibernation and then getting the general public to go for it was either a stroke of genius or madness covered by a lucky break. Thankfully I don’t fall for their tricks any longer.

This whole time while we are taking in gifts and stories about tigers rampaging in local zoos the bears are plotting their most diabolical year yet!

It is time we found out how they are talking to each other and cut of their lines of communication. This is war people we need to get that through our heads!