for faking. Faking like you enjoyed whatever it is that you got stuck with.

Here are the list of things I got this year.

A cat (I am allergic)
A pre-owned cover for the jet ski I don't own.
Tickets to last years Icescapades
A life size poster of Ahmed Qorei, Palestinian Authority Prime Minister
3 broken tea cups
A jug of seaweed juice
A tape of bears growling
A dead bird
An 8 pound wade of pocket lint.
Teeth, mostly childrens
The "H", "E" and "D" keys from a typewriter
An assorted collection of acapella groups on 8 track
A calender from Indonesia (printed in whatever their native language is)
3 more cats.
A goat leg (the whole thing)

I love my family. Does anyone want a goat leg?