You have been attending your local tavern for a while now and it’s about time they had a catch phrase that explains what your bar is about. Here are a few ideas to get you started.
We will call your bar McGees.
“McGees: Where young women go to become single mothers!”
“McGees: Hate one night stands? Come to our place and enjoy 9 months off the scene.”
“McGees: No shoes, no shirt… you had better be a hot woman.”
“McGees: Sexists comments are strictly prohibited, along with feminists.”
“McGees: Leave you inhibitions at home with your pride.”
“McGees: An answer at the bottom of every bottle.”
“McGees: When life gives you water, malt, hops and yeast make…”
“McGees: All of our chiefs are bored certified.”
“McGees: It’s dark enough in here to make you look pretty.”
“McGees: Don’t worry, your spouse ain’t in here.”
“McGees: You don’t have to be pretty to buy a gal a drink.”
What would yours be?
We will call your bar McGees.
“McGees: Where young women go to become single mothers!”
“McGees: Hate one night stands? Come to our place and enjoy 9 months off the scene.”
“McGees: No shoes, no shirt… you had better be a hot woman.”
“McGees: Sexists comments are strictly prohibited, along with feminists.”
“McGees: Leave you inhibitions at home with your pride.”
“McGees: An answer at the bottom of every bottle.”
“McGees: When life gives you water, malt, hops and yeast make…”
“McGees: All of our chiefs are bored certified.”
“McGees: It’s dark enough in here to make you look pretty.”
“McGees: Don’t worry, your spouse ain’t in here.”
“McGees: You don’t have to be pretty to buy a gal a drink.”
What would yours be?
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