I have decided, as of 13 seconds ago, that I will become part of the Inuit tribe. I have no idea what that entails but I cannot see it being anything huge. What, do I have to wrestle a walrus and kill it with my toenails? Who hasn’t already done that?
The benefits of being Inuit are numerous. Where as they don’t have casinos and their art is, for the most part, undervalued, they are allowed to wear fur without being consistently badgered about it being another creatures’ skin. Also you get a knife that has an antler for a handle. Oh, yeah, and you also get a harpoon. Perhaps, if I get in good with the chief, I could even get a harpoon gun! How much would that rock? A whole bunch!
As for the downsides, I am ready to commute from Alaska to Minnesota for work. Also the cold doesn’t bother me. Nobody really respects me all that much currently, so the whole Indians are weird culture wouldn’t get to me too much.
I would learn from my new brethren how to tame the bear and commune with the wolf and all sorts of stuff that is really crazy to even attempt. I however would abstain from their peace-pipe rituals. I have asthma so I don’t smoke.
The benefits of being Inuit are numerous. Where as they don’t have casinos and their art is, for the most part, undervalued, they are allowed to wear fur without being consistently badgered about it being another creatures’ skin. Also you get a knife that has an antler for a handle. Oh, yeah, and you also get a harpoon. Perhaps, if I get in good with the chief, I could even get a harpoon gun! How much would that rock? A whole bunch!
As for the downsides, I am ready to commute from Alaska to Minnesota for work. Also the cold doesn’t bother me. Nobody really respects me all that much currently, so the whole Indians are weird culture wouldn’t get to me too much.
I would learn from my new brethren how to tame the bear and commune with the wolf and all sorts of stuff that is really crazy to even attempt. I however would abstain from their peace-pipe rituals. I have asthma so I don’t smoke.
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That's now the fifth post in a row that you've mentioned bears. I can hardly BEAR it! HA!
You insult the chief by not partaking in peace pipe. The polar bear will eat you now. Your toenails are useless against it.
My toenails shall never be useless.